Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Graffitis

Read any great graffiti lately. We don't find GOOD, STIMULATING, PROVOCATIVE ones anymore. Where have all Graffitiers gone to huh? Maybe like me some of them have gone one notch higher..we blog these days. The difference is great bloggers have names. Anonymous bloggers are Internet graffitiers. But the graffiti of old found on office toilet walls and varsity toilets are worth recalling for it brightens the heart to wonder how our intellect can be stimulated by the smell of such a compartment. Let me share some of the findings scribbled in anonymity and seclusion.

life is a dream, change your mind to change your life.
(written below)
dreams are the essence of the mind...escape
(written below)
DREAMS ARE WET!


Cuntal juice is good for you
(written below)
Yes! for coughs, colds and headaches

I told you a million times not to exaggerate.

HUMPTY DUMPTY WAS PUSHED.

Reality is a state caused by lack of drugs.
-below-
Reality is not a proper name.
-below-
Reality is an organisation through which one buys property.


below was written on a campus toilet when Reagan was president.
I'M GOING TO MAJOR IN THEATRE SO THAT I CAN GROW UP TO BE A PRESIDENT.
-below-
If you voted for Reagan, you can't shit here; your ass hole's in Washington.


If you have any good ones, share it with us. We need to bring some laughter back to our over-worked, over-stressed lifestyle....back to our ole days when graffiti were just for giggles.


15 comments:

shanghaistephen said...

And this one was written on the wall of a men's toilet piss-bowl in a pub -

"Move Closer.....IT might be shorter then you Think "! OR

And in another mens' room, somewhere else..."eat shit... 20 million flies can't be wrong "!

zorro said...

below "Move closer...." When the pressure decreases lean forward."

zorro said...

Tony, this one not written on any wall but in a letter of introduction to me by a friend: My daughte's name is Virginia, we call her virgin for short but it won't be for long."

Anonymous said...

??? Ehhh... Tony? You will not change your blog name/nick to "Sit-down Philosopher", anytime soon?

Or, as with most of our Malaysia Bolih public toilets, "Squat-down Philospher"? - Notwithstanding the fact most are sit-down ones, but with the ever familiar footprints on the rim of the bowls and the seats...!!! Priceless Malaysians!!!

HAHA...!!!!

"Morais"

shanghaistephen said...

Tony,
YOU ARE TAGGED!

shanghaistephen said...

Tony,
YOU ARE TAGGED!
Check out my blog for reasons !

stand-up philosopher said...

Morais,
You can never get anything from our public toilets except, yes, footprints on the bowl rims. Graffitis from public toilets, never. Patrons of public toilets have morbid minds and great grafitti scribblers are far from morbidity. They are geniuses in their own right.

Zorro,
I'm sure you must have come across some gems from your days in school. If they were not directed to you, I'm sure to some other crank-up educator. After all you WERE the Manchurian Terror then.

Till today, the 'cuntal juice' one is the best i've come aross and it brings tickles to some people at The Star.

zorro said...

Tony, susrprising none from students that I know of. Probably there were but they got cold feet and erased them....after all as you said I was the Manchurian Terror. Yes I did get one when I was teaching in PJ. Surprisingly this one was put on the table where I sat. The boy from the tuck-shop, who was serving food then, told me he saw this teacher put the note on my place when I was not there. The note simply and specifically spelled out his intent: Fuck You. Since I knew the author, I sent a friendly advise to his desk. It was specific and most importantly friendly: Its OK if you want to do what you intend to do. But dont blame me if I shit on your dick." I had no chance to see the reaction that guy took three days MC. Am I that fearsome, you tell me?

zorro said...

It was not you, but from one of your class-mates whom I suspect you exercised great influence over. It was a lesson on proverbs, idioms, metaphors etc:
Complete the following:
a. A rolling stone.........
Written answer I got: "A rolling stone sure fall into the river."

b. A bird in hand.........
Answer by this genius: A bird in hand will surely fly away.

ME136 said...

Some like it at room temperature.

-vanitha-

A Voice said...

Tony

U didn't missspell cuntal as kontol did you?

stand-up philosopher said...

No 'a voice'. The spelling is as it is.....'cuntal'

freelunch2020 said...

hahhahahahah sure made me laugh...hahahahahhaha.....good one..we need some good grafitti....:D

Anonymous said...

This one was retrieved from U of Washington, Odegaard Library....

WHEN THEY LAY ME IN MY GRAVE
NO PUSSY WILL I CRAVE
BUT ON MY TOMBSTONE WILL BE SEEN
'HERE LIES THE BONES OF A
FUCKING MACHINE'

lc teh said...

For those who came back, here's some 'stinking things' from my place: Budding poets in stinking vapor
Hope it lightens up your day.